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Arrr! The USA Fencing crew be squabblin’ over women’s squadrons ‘n trans tales, but they be settin’ sail against it!

2024-12-17

Arrr, on a fine Saturday, the scallywags o’ the USA Fencin’ crew gathered fer a mighty meetin’! They cast their votes, but alas, they scuttled several fine notions ‘bout the troublesome tides in the land. No sails raised today, mateys!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn of the USA Fencing crew, who met on a fine Saturday for a board meeting that be more tempestuous than a squall at sea! They tossed aside notions of playin’ the national anthem before contests and shunned the idea of a fair lass crew to ponder the rules regarding transgender sailors in the sport. Arrr!

These scallywags did receive a missive from the Fair Fencing Organization, demandin' a rethink on matters like where to hold their grand tournaments, takin' into account states' policies on abortion and the inclusion of all sorts of folk. But lo, the board voted against amendin' their policies faster than a ship can sail from port to port! They kept their treasure maps drawn to sites that be safe for their members, but nary a change in sight regarding the LGBTMAP.org. Aye, only one matey voted for change!

Even when it came to allowin’ protests on the podium, they kept the waves calm, lettin' the free winds blow! So there ye have it, a true saga of fencing on the high seas of policy makin', full of jests and jabs, but with nary a change to hoist the sails of progress. Yarrr!

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