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Arrr! Myles Garrett be givin' the Browns a warning: "I ain't patchin' no ship, matey!"

2024-12-22

Arrr, matey! Myles Garrett be crowned the fiercest sea dog o' the NFL, claimin' the title of Defensive Player o' the Year! With a bounty o' 42 tackles and 14 sacks, he be plunderin’ foes like a true swashbuckler! Avast, what a season it be!

Arrr matey, gather 'round for a yarn about the scallywags o' the Cleveland Browns! With but three battles left in their season, these salty dogs be sittin' at the bottom o' the AFC North, only havin' won three skirmishes! Their prized cannon, Myles Garrett, be ponderin' if he’s to remain aboard this sinking ship, though he be wary of the front office’s talk o' rebuildin'.

Their captain behind the wheel, Deshaun Watson, be sufferin' from a cursed injury that cut his season short, markin' two years in a row where the winds be blowin' against him. With a ruptured Achilles, he be left to watch from the crow's nest, while the crew struggles to keep the ship afloat. Garrett be makin' it clear he’s not keen on spendin' his best years in dry dock while they mend the hull!

As they approach the Bengals for their next tussle, Garrett be hopin' for a course correction, or he might be tempted to set sail for another crew. He’s got two seasons left on his parchment, but if the Browns continue to chart a course for Davy Jones’ locker, he may just hoist the sails and seek new horizons. So, hoist yer tankards to the Browns, and may the tides turn in their favor! Arrr!

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