Arrr, Steve Kerr be spoutin’ that the NBA be chasin’ gold, not the health o’ me hearties!
2025-02-14
Arrr, me hearties! Coach Steve Kerr be hurlin' cannonballs at the NBA, claimin' they care less for players' health than a parrot cares for a ship's wheel! Aye, 'tis all about the treasure of ratings, not the well-bein' o' the crew! Avast, what a scurvy lot!
Arrr mateys! Gather 'round as I regale ye with the tale of one Steve Kerr, captain of the Golden State Warriors ship, who be raisin’ his voice about the long and treacherous NBA seas! Aye, he set sail on back-to-back nights, first clashing with the Mavericks in Dallas, then off to face the Rockets in Houston. Alas, after a bitter defeat on Wednesday, Kerr did unleash a tirade against the league’s plundering ways!"Yarr! It be a cruel test of endurance, mateys!” he bellowed, fuming over the wicked scheduling that forced his crew to play at the crack of dawn. "The NBA, in its infinite folly, cares not for the health of weary sailors, only for the glimmering gold of ratings!” Kerr, bless his heart, be a true advocate for shorter voyages at 72 games, lamentin’ how disappointed fans be when star players like Stephen Curry decide to take a snooze instead of swabbin' the deck.
As the tides of fortune turn, it seems the league’s ratings be sinkin’ lower than Davy Jones’ locker! Yet, in the midst of this chaos, the unexpected trade of the mighty Luka Dončić stirs up the waters, bringin’ excitement to the landlubbers. So hoist the sails, me hearties, for the journey of basketball be ever fraught with peril and laughter! Arrr!