Arrr! Southwest be settin' sail fer the Mavericks, as Luka be navigatin' the storm o' bag fees, arrr!
2025-03-13
Arrr, the scallywags at the airline be takin' on a storm o' grumblin' from the crew after they announced a fee fer checked booty! But lo, they be castin' the blame on the Mavericks, like a swabbin' deckhand tossin' his troubles overboard! Har har!
Arrr, gather ‘round me hearties! In a hullabaloo that’d make Davy Jones himself chuckle, Southwest Airlines be takin’ a jab at the Dallas Mavericks fer their wild decision to part ways with the legendary Luka Doncic! Aye, that scallywag be headin’ to the Los Angeles Lakers, and the swabbers of Dallas be in a right tizzy!In the grand trade, the Mavs be gettin’ Anthony Davis and a couple o’ other knaves, whilst Luka be sailin’ off to Hollywood. The airline, not one to miss a chance to poke fun, tossed out a cheeky post sayin’, “It’s not like we traded Luka,” whilst tryin’ to distract ye from their new bag fees that be comin’ to roost come May 28!
Fans be so vexed, they brought signs to the game demandin’ the head of GM Nico Harrison, and some were ejected for their raucousness! Mark Cuban, the former captain of the Mavs ship, even invited one of the tossed-out fans to sit courtside, addin’ a sprinkle o' salt to the wound! Meanwhile, Doncic be in disbelief, wonderin’ if he’s been prank’d on April Fool's. The seas be stormy for the Mavs, indeed!