Arrr, matey! The Rays' captain be feelin' the heat to sell the crew, lest MLB cuts off their treasure!
2025-03-10
Arrr, matey! Captain Stu Sternberg be feelin' the heat to part with his treasure, as whispers of a cursed stadium deal echo through the briny deep! Aye, the crew be restless—'tis time for him to weigh anchor and sell the ship, lest he be marooned in a sea of troubles!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I regale ye with a tale from the treacherous seas of Major League Baseball! It be said that the cap'n of the Tampa Bay Rays, one Stu Sternberg, be feelin' the heat from the big fish in the league, like the fearsome Commissioner Rob Manfred and his crew of owners. Aye, they be wantin' him to part ways with his precious franchise, lest they snatch away the $60 million bounty he be gettin’ from revenue-sharing!What be causin’ this uproar, ye ask? Well, Sternberg be ponderin’ a mutiny of his own, considerin’ to bail on a grand deal to build a shiny new ship—err, stadium—down in the Historic Gas Plant District. With the roof of Tropicana Field blown away by Hurricane Milton, the urgency be as high as a crow’s nest! The poor lads may have to play their 2025 games at the rival Yankees’ spring training grounds! Arr!
But wait, there be treasure on the horizon! Rumor has it that a band of local investors, led by Joe Molloy, be ready to hoist the Jolly Roger and snatch up the team if Sternberg walks the plank. So, keep yer spyglasses ready, for the future of the Rays be as uncertain as a pirate’s rum supply! Yarrr!