Arrr, matey! Gerrit Cole be visitin’ the sawbones fer his sore elbow—might be cursed by Davy Jones himself!
2025-03-08
Arrr, me hearty! The famed hurler Gerrit Cole of the New York Yankees be set to face the dreaded doctor’s examination, for his pitching elbow be feelin’ sorer than a landlubber’s backside after a night o' grog! Aye, mayhap he’ll be back tossin’ cannonballs soon!
Arrr, me hearties! News be blowin' through the seas like a cannonball on a stormy night! The infamous New York Yankees be in a spot o' trouble, fer their star pitcher, Gerrit Cole, has set sail fer the docs to have a squint at his elbow, which be actin' more troublesome than a kraken on a bender!Just the other day, that scallywag Cole be givin' up more runs than a leaky ship, leavin' the fans scratchin' their heads. He claimed his arm felt as fine as a mermaid's song, but once he docked at home, the soreness crept in like a ghost ship in the fog.
Last year, he be in a similar pickle, sufferin' from nerve irritation that kept him from hittin' the high seas until June! But fear not, for he dazzled in the playoffs, givin' foes a taste of the old Cole magic!
Now, without their prized cannon, the Yankees be lookin' to the likes of Max Fried and Carlos Rodon to hold the fort. And with Luis Gil down for the count, the crew be thinner than a sailor's patience! So, here’s hopin’ Cole finds his sea legs again, or it be a rough voyage ahead for the Bronx Bombers! Arrr!