Arrr! Cameras be spyin' on Mark and Brett squabblin' fer the sack treasure in yon documentary, ho ho!
2024-12-10
Avast ye! Twas nigh twenty years since that scallywag Michael Strahan hoisted the sack record from under Mark Gastineau’s nose, and yet the old Jet still bares his cannons at Brett Favre! What a rum-soaked hullabaloo, I say!
Avast, me hearties! Gather ‘round as I spin ye a yarn about the tempestuous tiff twixt Mark Gastineau and the infamous Brett Favre. Nearly two decades past, the winds blew foul when Gastineau’s cherished sack record was snatched by that scallywag Strahan, who did it in a manner most dubious!Picture it now: Favre’s Packers be leading, and in a fit of trickery, he fakes a handoff, rolls to the right, and—lo and behold!—down he goes, as if stricken by the curse of Davy Jones. Strahan claims the sack, and Gastineau’s 22 sacks from ’84 be rendered but a memory!
Arrr, with Gastineau lookin’ on, the debate rages on whether Strahan's record be worth its salt. In a recent ESPN 30 for 30, Gastineau confronts Favre, who tries to shake hands, but our pirate refuses! “Aye, ye fell down for him!” he bellows, still seeking to reclaim his lost glory.
“Ye hurt me, Brett!” he shouts, and the crew laughs, for all know the truth of it. Strahan’s record now be matched by T.J. Watt, while others have tried to claim the title, but the legend of Gastineau’s grudge sails on, a merry tale for all to hear!