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Arrr, Chargers' Justin Herbert be walkin' the plank after a right mess in the playoff shindig against them Texans!

2025-01-11

Arrr, matey! 'Twas a rough sea fer the Chargers' captain, Justin Herbert! He tossed four wretched pickin's in a battle against the Texans, and his crew found themselves shipwrecked at 32-12! Aye, the only treasure they found be a heap o' shame!

Arrr matey! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn o' the Los Angeles Chargers and their captain, Justin Herbert, who found himself swimmin' in a sea of turmoil this past Saturday. In a playoff bout against the crafty Houston Texans, our quarterback tossed four interceptions—a veritable treasure trove of trouble—while only makin' 14 completions outta 32 tries! Aye, that be a performance ye’d expect from a scallywag, not from a lad likened to the greats such as Brady and Rodgers!

With this dismal defeat, Herbert now sits at the bottom of the playoff barrel, sportin' a record of 0-2. His last playoff escapade was a infamous sinkin' ship against the Jaguars, and it seems he’s still battlin' the ghosts of that calamity. The critics on the social seas were relentless, throwin' daggers at the poor lad from every corner o' the internet!

But fear not, for amidst the chaos, there was a moment o' glory! The Texans’ D’Angelo Ross made history by returnin' a blocked extra point for two points—an unprecedented feat in the playoff annals! So, while the Chargers sail away without a playoff victory for the sixth straight season, the Texans be celebratin' their second consecutive win. Aye, what a wild ride on the gridiron seas!

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