Arrr! Navy swabs the deck, outsmartin' the Army, while Trump and a crew o' stars raise a ruckus!
2024-12-14
Avast, mateys! The Navy lads be baskin' in glory, topplin’ the Army Black Knights whilst the mighty Trump and Musk be watchin' with wide eyes! A right jolly upset, ‘tis! Now they be dancin’ a jig in the win column, like scallywags with a treasure chest!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather ‘round as I spin ye a yarn of the grand tussle 'twixt the Army and the Navy, where history be repeatin’ like a parrot on the shoulder of a scallywag! The Midshipmen triumphed over the Black Knights with a resounding 31-13 victory, raisin’ their record to 63-55-7 in this storied rivalry.The battle commenced with Navy shootin' outta the cannon with a 14-0 lead, but the Army lads fought back like true buccaneers, slicin’ the gap before the break. Yet, a fateful 52-yard gallop by Eli Heidenreich brought the Midshipmen back to glory, leavin’ the Black Knights in the dust. Army thought they had a chance, but a sneaky fake punt left them scratchin’ their heads, as Navy marched on to score once more!
With the wind at their backs, the Midshipmen sealed the deal with a field goal, claimin' the coveted Commander-in-Chief's Trophy! The crowd be a mix of rowdy admirers, with President-elect Trump in a luxury suite, rubbin’ elbows with the likes of Elon Musk and other high-seas swashbucklers. Both teams now set their sights on bowl battles, with Navy plannin’ to clash with Oklahoma! Raise yer tankards, for next year’s showdown shall be in Baltimore, and may the best crew win!