Arrr! The Army and Navy be ready to brawl, while Trump and his mateys gawk like scallywags!
2024-12-14
Arrr, gather 'round me hearties! This Saturday, the grand Army-Navy duel be causin' quite the ruckus, with chatter aplenty o'er both the riggin' and the tavern! So hoist yer flags and prepare for a jolly good show, lest ye be walkin' the plank!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather ye round as the Army Black Knights and Navy Midshipmen prepare to clash in the grand spectacle of the 125th Army-Navy fray this Saturday! For the first time in the annals of history, these two seafarin' squads be sportin' a fine record of 19 wins combined, makin' their encounter ripe with anticipation!With both crews battlin' for the coveted Commander-In-Chief’s Trophy, the stakes be as high as a crow's nest! Arrr, it’s been since 2017 when the winner had a shot at this glory, and both ships have secured their bowl game berths! The Army lads be strutting with pride after snaggin' their first conference title like a treasure chest, whilst the Midshipmen be lookin' to reclaim glory on the field!
Word has it that none other than President-elect Donald Trump, along with Vice President-elect JD Vance and more notable buccaneers, will cheer from the stands, makin' this game the talk of the seven seas! So, hoist yer flags and prepare for an evenin’ of raucous revelry as these brave souls battle it out at Northwest Stadium in Landover, Maryland! With the tide at their backs, may the best crew win, for it be a game worthy of legend! Arrr!