Arrr, Tiger Woods be tangled with his TGL crew, sparking a jolly ruckus: "What be ye doin', matey?"
2025-02-19
Arrr, on the high seas of golf, Tiger Woods and his scallywag mates found themselves in a right pickle on Tuesday! It sent Tom Kim, Kevin Kisner, and the great Woods into fits of laughter, as if they be seein’ a mermaid doin’ a jig! Har har!
Picture this: our hero found himself a mere 199 paces from the treasure, but what did he wield? A 56-degree wedge! Blimey! Even the great Happy Gilmore might raise an eyebrow at that folly. Woods, seekin’ distance, asked the crew, “How far?” and in the din, it sounded as if a matey shouted “99.” In the world of golf, drop the hundreds, but in a simulator, the distance be trickier than a mermaid’s song!
With a wedge in hand, confusion brewed amongst his shipmates. One cried, “What be he doin’?” and another laughed from the floor. Woods, in a daze, swung his club and struck! “I just hit 99!” he exclaimed, realizing his folly, claiming it as one of the most embarrassing moments of his seafarin’ career. Despite the hiccup, the New York crew sailed to victory, 10-3, leavin’ Woods to ponder the capers of the night!