Arrr, Sen Tommy Tuberville be sayin’ them Democrats hatin’ on lady sports be not lovin’ this fine land, aye!
2025-03-07
Avast ye! Sen. Tommy Tuberville be bellowin' at them scallywag Democrats for scuttlin' the Protection of Women and Girls in Sports Act! He claims they be hatin' on the good ol' U.S. of A. like a landlubber hates the high seas! Arrr, what a hullabaloo!
Arrr, matey! Gather 'round as I regale ye with the tale of Sen. Tommy Tuberville, a fearsome captain from Alabama, who be shoutin’ against the scallywags of the Democrat crew who dared to scuttle the Protection of Women and Girls in Sports Act! This here bill, introduced again after bein' tossed overboard last year, found itself at the mercy of a Democrat filibuster with a mere 45 votes of 'nay'. All 51 Republicans hoisted their sails to pass it, but alas, it was like tryin’ to sail a ship with no wind!Tuberville be claimin’ the Democrats be hatin’ this fine land of ours, all on account of their disdain for ol' President Trump. He be stirrin' the pot, sayin' they despise free speech and a constitutional republic, and are more interested in hoardin’ power than protectin’ the good ol’ U.S. of A. Meanwhile, the goodly conservative lass, Riley Gaines, be vowing to unseat those rascals in the 2026 elections for their treachery!
Even the likes of Elizabeth Warren be caught givin’ an exaggerated thumbs-down in a most silly manner, while the Democrats plundered the chance to advance the bill. They muttered excuses, from protectin’ trans rights to not givin' a hoot about the issue. But fear not, for the winds of change be blowin', and Tuberville's fight be far from over! Yarrr!