Arrr! That scallywag Bengal be missin' from the final clash, days after a rumble, says the parrot!
2025-01-08
Arrr, matey! It be said that Jermaine Burton, a scallywag of the Cincinnati Bengals crew, didn’t set sail with his mates fer a showdown last weekend, just days post a ruckus o’ an alleged brawl! Aye, even pirates need to lay low sometimes, savvy?
Avast, me hearties! Gather ‘round as I regale ye with the tale of one Jermaine Burton, a scallywag of the Cincinnati Bengals, who found himself landlocked and not sailin’ with the crew to face the Pittsburgh Steelers last weekend.The Cincinnati Enquirer, those pesky landlubbers, dug deep into the murky waters of public records, and what did they uncover? A tempest brewin’ in the form of a 911 call, where a lass claimed Burton had gone rogue, assaultin’ her on the morn of the 30th of December. Aye, it seems there was more than just a quarrel over a game of cards!
Reports say our dear Burton followed this fair maiden to her quarters, chokin’ her and makin’ off with her phone, all while threatenin’ himself with a cutlass to his neck! “He broke into me house and hit me!” she cried, callin’ for help like a shipwrecked sailor. The Bengals, in their infinite wisdom, declared they be evaluatin’ the situation but said naught else.
Burton’s not new to trouble, havin’ struck a lady fan in his previous adventures at Alabama. Despite this, the Bengals thought him a fine catch for their crew. Alas, the lad’s performances have been as lackluster as a barnacle-covered ship, never even settlin’ foot on the field for half the game’s time!