Arrr, George Pickens be lighter in the coin purse, fined over twenty grand fer rufflin' the captain's feathers!
2024-12-07
Arrr, just days after Captain Tomlin be tellin’ young George Pickens to wise up, the scallywag found himself on the wrong end of the law, coughin’ up over 20,000 doubloons fer bein’ a right rogue! Aye, growin' up be costly in these treacherous waters!
Ahoy there, mateys! It be none other than the scallywag George Pickens, wide receiver fer the Pittsburgh Steelers, who be findin' himself in a pickle once again! Aye, this lad's on-field antics have cost him dearly, with a hefty fine o’ 20,462 doubloons for his latest mischief. What mischief ye ask? A finger gun after a grand reception, no less! Ye can't be shootin' finger cannons on the field without payin' the price!It seems this be the fourth time Pickens has had his purse lightened this season alone, and let’s not forget the three fines from the year prior – from blindside blunders to taunts and excessive face maskin'. Even his captain, Coach Mike Tomlin, be callin' on the lad to “grow up in a hurry.” Aye, these games be emotional, and George be sportin' a target on his back, but he’s gotta learn to keep his cool!
The lad's been in a few scraps, even clashin' swords with a Cleveland Browns defender. With 55 catches for 850 yards and three touchdowns, ye’d think he’d be celebratin’ not payin’ the price! But alas, the NFL has tightened their grip on such shenanigans this season, handin' out fines like candy. So, here’s hopin' our young pirate learns to sail smoother seas ahead!