"Arrr! Raiders’ matey Maxx Crosby be hopin' the Buckeyes sink, so they can sack ol’ Ryan Day! They be done for!"
2024-12-05
Arrr, matey! Maxx Crosby, that scallywag of the Raiders, be demandin' Ohio State to send ol' Ryan Day to Davy Jones' locker after them Buckeyes took their fourth whack from them Michiganders! Aye, 'tis a jolly good laugh, that! Fire the captain, I say!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round fer a tale from the treacherous waters of college football, where one Maxx Crosby, a fearsome defender of the Las Vegas Raiders, be settin' sail on a stormy sea of discontent! This scallywag hails from the Buckeyes' land, and after a fierce battle ‘gainst them Wolverines, he be callin’ fer the head of Coach Ryan Day! Arrr, he be burned up over four straight defeats to that rival crew!Crosby, in his podcast dubbed "The Rush," be declarin', “I refuse to hear the name RD ever again!” He be hollerin’ for the return of the notorious Urban Meyer, or he swears he won’t be watchin' another Buckeyes game! The lad, who grew up rootin’ for Ohio State, now declares 'em “cooked” after a pitiful 13-10 loss. Why, he even be hopin’ they fail, just to see Coach Day walk the plank!
With Ohio State favored by a mighty 21 points, the shock of defeat be ringin’ loud! As Day be sayin’, “I be in shock!” But fear not, for there still be a glimmer of hope: win the national championship, and perhaps he can keep his ship afloat! So hoist yer flags and keep yer rum close, for the season be far from over, ye landlubbers!