Arrr! The captain o' World Athletics be swearin’ to guard the lasses’ games like a parrot on me shoulder, matey!
2025-03-25
Avast, mateys! Cap'n Sebastian Coe be revealin’ a fine cheek-swirlin' test on Tuesday to be certain the lasses in the sport be truly lasses! Aye, no more trickery on the high seas of athletics! Arrr, let the swabbin’ begin!
Ahoy mateys! Gather 'round, fer I bring ye news from the treacherous seas of athletics. The scallywags at World Athletics be makin’ quite the splash, decidin’ to approve cheek-swab tests to determine if fair athletes be truly female! Aye, Sebastian Coe, the captain of this ship, swore on the bones of his ancestors to guard the integrity of women’s sports with all the ferocity of a kraken!With a wink and a swagger, he declared these tests be as straightforward as filleting a fish, and non-invasive to boot! Fear not, for he be ready to face any cannon fire that might be aimed his way. He proclaimed, “We’ll not just be talkin’ about protectin’ the lassies, we’ll be doin’ it!”
The tests be searchin’ for the infamous SRY gene, which be causin’ all sorts of ruckus in the world of sport. Coe be makin’ it clear that they’ll do what it takes to keep the female category as safe as a treasure chest locked tight. So, if ye fancy yerself a runner in the fairer division, prepare for a swabbin’! The tides of competition be changin’, and the captain's orders be law on this ship! Arrr!