The Booty Report

Arrr, CC Sabathia be sayin’ Juan Soto be a treasure ye can’t let slip through the ol' net, savvy?

2024-09-24

Arrr, mateys! The rum-soaked minds of Yankees fans be churnin' over Juan Soto’s freemen woes, even as the October winds blow! But hark! CC Sabathia be weighin’ in with his salty wisdom. Avast, let the banter flow like grog in the hold!

Arrr, mateys! The New York Yankees be sailin' smooth into the final stretch o’ the 2024 season, havin' already claimed a spot in the postseason seas! With just a single win against the Baltimore Orioles needed to hoist the AL East flag, they be settin' their sights on that grand 28th World Series title.

But lo! The fans in the bleachers be chantin’ "Re-sign Soto!" like a pack o' scallywags thirstin' for rum! The Yankees be ridin’ high, but the notorious Juan Soto be slippin’ towards free agency like a slippery fish, ready to lure in all 30 teams with his shiny talents in 2025!

CC Sabathia, a former Yankee legend, be shoutin’ it makes sense for both sides to keep Soto aboard! With his impressive stats, leadin' in runs and hittin’ more homers than a pirate’s stash o’ booty, the lad be a treasure!

Alas, with pitchin’ crews choosin’ to face Soto instead of the mighty Judge, one wonders if his numbers be inflated like a hot air balloon! Still, the fans and crew want him to stay, hopin’ for another World Series to call their own! Will Soto choose to sail with the Yankees once more, or be he off to another port? Only time will tell, savvy?

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