Arrr! Biden be forgettin' the Celtics' name, spillin' his secret moniker like a scallywag at a tavern! Har har!
2024-11-21
Arrr, President Biden be entertainin' the 2024 NBA champs, the Boston Celtics, at the White House, savvy? He be askin’ the fine crew to shout their name like a parrot, just to be sure they ain't a bunch of scallywags! Har har!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather ye round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout President Biden hostin' the 2024 NBA champion Boston Celtics at the grand White House. On a jolly Thursday, the ol' captain Biden, in a bit o' a muddle, turned to the crew and asked, “Ye be the Celtics, right?” Aye, the crowd chuckled, for they knew he was jestin’ or maybe just forgettin'!With a wink, Biden quipped, “They just showed up. I don’t know where the hell they came from,” which had the crowd laughin’ like scallywags at a tavern. Then, in a twist that would make any pirate proud, he spilled the beans on his Secret Service name—Celtic! “For real, ‘cause I’m Irish,” he proclaimed, puffin’ his chest with pride.
As the speech drew to a close, he honored the grand tradition of celebratin' sports and teamwork, harkin’ back to John F. Kennedy’s times when the Celtics first visited in ’63. With a hearty congratulations to the champions, ol’ Biden took a custom jersey and even dribbled a ball, showin' off like a true seadog!