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Arrr, the top matey be sittin’ out the NFL shindig, naught ‘cause of fear, but a pesky injury!

2025-02-24

Ahoy mateys! Abdul Carter, the finest fish in the defensive sea of the 2025 NFL Draft, be takin' a pause from the combine shenanigans, all thanks to a pesky shoulder ailment! Arrr, let’s hope he be back to plunder the field soon!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye the tale of young Abdul Carter, a lad of great promise from Penn State, who be eyeing the treasures of the NFL Draft in the year of our Lord, 2025. Alas, this scallywag won’t be strutting his stuff at the grand Scouting Combine in Indianapolis due to a pesky shoulder injury—a wound as old as the sea, for he bravely battled through it in the Orange Bowl against them Notre Dame swabs!

But fear not! The spirited Carter be still present for the league's physicals and parleying with teams. His agent, the crafty Drew Rosenhaus, assures all that the lad will rise like a phoenix for his Pro Day, ready to impress and dazzle with his skills. Aye, the good Dr. Dan Cooper has cleared him for training, which be good news for all who dare to dream of gold and glory!

Not just Carter be absent from the combine, as other fine prospects like Ashton Jeanty and Shedeur Sanders follow suit, but many reckon Carter be the finest defensive end of the lot! With a record of 24 tackles for loss and 12 sacks, this lad be a force to reckon with. So, keep yer spyglass sharp for this one, for he may well sail to the top of the draft charts!

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