Arrr! Supercross scallywags be brawlin’ on the track, dodgin’ their mates like they be cursed treasure!
2025-01-26
Arrr! On the high seas o’ Supercross, tempers flared hotter than a cannonball! During the 250 qualifying for the third race, Braden “Scallywag” Spangle and Wyatt “Landlubber” Mattson be brawlin’ like two drunken sailors over a treasure map! The sea be a-tumblin’ with their ruckus!
Arrr mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn from the high-flying world of Supercross! In the year of our Lord 2025, two scallywags by the names of Braden Spangle and Wyatt Mattson found themselves in a tangle fit for the Devil himself! Aye, during a daring leap at Angels Stadium, they decided to trade blows like landlubbers in a tavern brawl, nearly gettin’ themselves run over by Anthony Castaneda and his crew of two-wheeled marauders!As the dust settled, the officials swooped in quicker than a hungry seagull on a fish sandwich, breakin’ up the fracas and givin’ Spangle and Mattson the ol’ heave-ho from the race! With neither of ‘em makin’ a splash in the heats, it was young Haiden Deegan who seized the day, crossin’ the finish line a full 4.4 seconds ahead of Julien Beaumer, who be sittin’ pretty atop the leaderboard.
In the 450 main event, Jett Lawrence sailed past Ken Roczen, who be leadin’ the pack by a mere three points. So, as the dust settles on this raucous start to the season, remember, lads and lasses: in the world of Supercross, not all who jump be flyin’—some just find themselves in a right pickle!