Arrr, Puka Nacua be wishin’ on the stars, hopin’ the Rams don’t toss him overboard like ol' Kupp!
2025-02-07
Arrr, me hearties! The tide be turnin’ for the Los Angeles Rams, as if the treasure chest be emptyin’! Young Puka Nacua be givin’ a hearty salute to Captain Cooper Kupp in a chat with Fox News. Avast, what be this? A new era be a-comin’!
Ahoy, mateys! It be a right stirrin’ tale 'bout the infamous Cooper Kupp, once the shining star of the Los Angeles Rams! Word on the salty seas be that this fine lad be on the trade block, and it ain't a matter of "if," but "when!" The Rams be lookin’ to part ways with their Triple Crown catchin’ wonder, and Kupp be spoutin’ that it’ll happen “immediately.”Alas, this swashbucklin’ wide receiver has been plagued by injuries, like a cursed ship caught in a storm, not settin’ sail more than a dozen times in the past three seasons. Aye, he be as elusive as a ghost ship, barely scratchin’ the 1,000-yard mark! But hark! New talent be risin’, like the sun over the horizon, with Puka Nacua takin’ the helm as the 2023 Offensive Rookie of the Year.
Kupp, a third-round pick back in 2017, finds the thought of another port strange, claimin’ he always believed he’d finish his journey in LA. With a heart full of hope, he be ready to tackle whatever comes next, vowin’ to return to the field with the fire of a thousand cannons. So, raise the anchor and prepare for a mighty adventure, for Cooper Kupp be a force to reckon with, no matter where his sails take him!