“Eagles be ready t’ parley at the White House, if Cap’n Trump be sendin’ a proper invite, arrr!”
2025-02-24
Arrr, me hearties! The scallywags of the Philadelphia Eagles be settin’ sail to the White House, summoned by Captain Trump himself, to toast their grand plunderin’ o’ Super Bowl LIX against the Kansas City scallywags! Aye, let the grog flow and the laughter echo like a cannon’s roar!
Ahoy me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn of the Eagles, them swashbucklers of the NFL, who once turned their backs on the grand White House celebration after claimin' the Super Bowl treasure in 2018. Back then, the sails were blowin’ fierce with controversy, and the Eagles said, “Nay!” to President Trump’s invite. But lo and behold, in the year of our Lord 2025, it be a different tide a’turnin’!These fine feathered fiends, fresh off claimin’ their second Super Bowl in seven years, be shoutin’ with glee to visit the White House this time! “We be honored to tread the hallowed halls!” they exclaimed. Yet, the ol’ White House be slow to send out the scroll of invitation, busy with matters of state like ridin' the waves of foreign troubles and keepin' the treasure chest afloat.
Rumors of walkin’ the plank again floated about, but nay, the Eagles be ready to stand proud without a care for the past! Methinks a jersey swap between Trump and Eagles owner Jeffrey Lurie will be the sight of the year – cats and dogs, ye say! So hoist yer flags high, mateys, for the winds of change be blowin' in favor of the Eagles' triumphant return to the White House!