Arrr! Sadie Schreiner be claimin’ she’s walkin’ the plank from Team USA, thanks to sneaky rules on gender, matey!
2025-03-23
Arrr, matey! It be said that a lass named Sadie Schreiner, a swift-footed trans athlete, found herself walkin' the plank from Team USA’s track events in Maine, all due to a sneaky rule change. Methinks the sharks be swimmin' in murky waters! Har har!
Ahoy mateys! Gather 'round as I regale ye with the tale of one Sadie Schreiner, a runner of the track who spun a yarn of being “threatened” and cast out from the US Track and Field events! 'Twas at the Maine Indoor Championships when this scallywag claimed foul play, yet the captain of USATF Maine, Mark Dennett, proclaimed she raced without disqualification. Aye, that be a curious twist, eh?With a flickering campfire behind her, Sadie, in her solemn voice, declared, “I might've just run me last race in these here United States!” She scribed of a change in the rules, from the IOC’s leniency to the World Athletics’ strictness, which beakin’ that those who sailed through male puberty be banned from the ladies’ races. She swore USATF aimed to shoo her away, a plot devised in the dark of night!
But fear not, for no disqualifications were found in the meet, and Sadie did run, claiming victories against a wind of controversy! The tides of trans inclusion be ever-stormy, and as the winds of policy shift, this pirate shall continue to seek the open waters of competition, though the shores of the USA might be treacherous for her sails. Yarrr, what a wild sea of sport and politics we be navigating!