Avast, ye scallywags! A tennis whiz be shoutin' at Trump to set the NCAA’s trans rules ablaze! Yarrr!
2025-02-19
Arrr, gather 'round me hearties! Kim Jones, once a swashbucklin' tennis star, now sails the seas of ICONS. He be tellin' the crew on "Fox & Friends" 'bout the treasure map o' loopholes in the NCAA's new trans-athlete policy. Aye, what a merry jest!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather ‘round fer a tale o' Kim Jones, a fierce lass from the tennis seas and co-captain o' the Independent Council on Women’s Sports, who be shoutin’ at the mighty swell o’ President Trump! She be bellowin’ about the NCAA’s new rule on the swabs known as transgender athletes, claimin’ it be riddled with holes like a ship’s hull after a kraken attack!Ye see, the President himself be puttin’ quill to parchment, decree’n that no biological lads should set foot on the ladies' sports deck. But lo and behold! The NCAA be flippin’ their sails the very next morn, changin’ course faster than a ship chased by the Royal Navy!
Jones be demandin’ Trump to hoist the colors and call the NCAA back to the table, implorin’ 'em to toss that policy into the fiery depths o' Davy Jones' locker! She be insistin’ that only lasses be allowed to join the women's crew, and that a strong watch must be kept to prevent any scallywags from slippin’ through the cracks.
But alas, the NCAA be cleavin’ to their old ways, claimin’ they’ve got rules, but even the sea knows that rules without teeth are as useful as a ship without sails! Will they finally draw a line in the sand? Only time will tell, but Jones be ready to raise a ruckus until justice sails forth!