Arrr! Trump be claimin’ he’s not heard from Governor Mills since their hullabaloo 'bout trans scallywags in the sportin’ ring! Apologize, ye landlubber!
2025-03-22
Arrr, President Trump be sayin' he ain't heard a peep from Governor Mills o' Maine since they had a ruckus at the White House over lasses playin' in the wrong leagues! Methinks she be hidin' in Davy Jones's locker or just avoidin' his bluster! Har har!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round for a tale of political squabblin' 'twixt the fair state of Maine and the grand captain, President Trump! It seems that the governor, Janet Mills, be as mute as a shipwrecked sailor, leavin' Trump wonderin' why she be as quiet as a ghost ship in the night.In a raucous post on the Truth Social seas, Trump declared he’d not heard a peep from Mills since their last hullabaloo regardin' the ruckus over transgender athletes in the fairer sports. He be demandin’ a grand apology from the governor, claimin’ her previous words be as wrong as a scallywag with two left boots. Trump be wantin’ her to pledge never to challenge the mighty Federal Government again, lest the seas of conflict rise anew!
Meanwhile, the University of Maine be caught in a tempest of funding woes as the USDA be playin' hardball over compliance with Trump’s decree. And lo! Alongside this tale be the saga of Rep. Laurel Libby, who’s been censured by her compatriots for callin' out a young trans athlete, her rights as constrained as a ship in a stormy harbor. She be vowin' to fight the censure tooth and nail, not wishin’ to grovel for her voice.
So, raise yer tankards, me mateys, for a humorous brawl on the high seas of politics! Arrr!