Arrr, says the scribbler o’ sports, 'tis the lassies be the true scallywags in this here trans kerfuffle!
2024-11-28
Arrr, matey! In the grand battle o' the Mountain West, the lassies o' San Jose State be in the final, but scallywags be refusin' to face 'em! A wise scribe from USA Today be sayin' those cowards be the true danger to the seas o' volleyball! Har har har!
Ahoy mateys! Gather 'round fer a tale of the San Jose State lassies, whose volleyball crew be sailin' straight to the Mountain West finals! Their rivals, the Lady Broncos of Boise State, be takin' a powder, forfeitin' their match like scallywags three times this season—what a sight to behold!The root of this here kerfuffle be a transgender lass named Blaire Fleming, who be causin' quite the ruckus as she dazzles on the court, makin' the Lady Broncos shiver in their boots. Some salty sailors be claimin' unfair advantages, while others, like the USA Today columnist Nancy Armour, be callin' out those who refuse to play against trans athletes as the true scallywags. Aye, she spouted that it be those who forfeit that be robbin' their mates of playin' time, not the SJSU lass!
As the winds of controversy blow, teams like Wyoming and Utah State also turned tail and canceled matches, knowin' it’d lead to losses on their records. With a judge turnin' down a plea to keep Fleming from playin', the waters be murky indeed for these collegiate crews. So raise yer tankards and toast to the high-seas drama of women’s volleyball, where courage and chaos reign supreme!