Arrr, Phil be claimin' the scallywags be wantin' LIV Golf as he parley with the PGA crew!
2025-04-04
Arrr, Phil Mickelson be spillin' the beans, sayin' the PGA be as different from LIV as a fish from a sea turtle! But this scallywag thinks the landlubbers be wantin' what LIV be sellin'. Aye, a fine treasure indeed!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn o' the golf seas, where the mighty Phil Mickelson be chattin' about the ruckus 'twixt the PGA Tour and the swashbucklin' LIV Golf. Despite the talks bein' as smooth as a calm sea, tensions be still a-brewin'. Phil, a six-time champ, be claimin’ that LIV be makin’ waves and ain’t goin' anywhere, offerin' what the fans be cravin'.When on "Fox & Friends," he shared how the two leagues be as different as a parrot and a sea serpent—PGA bein' national and LIV settin’ its sights on the global horizon. Yarrr! LIV be attractin’ the young scallywags, makin' the game as cool as a treasure chest! But the PGA be stickin’ to its old ways, and that ain’t sittin’ well with the fresh crew.
Even the likes of Donald Trump be tryin’ to play captain, hopin' to unite these rival ships under one flag. But alas, the PGA turned down a hefty gold doubloon—$1.5 billion—from the Saudi treasure hoard, keepin' the seas choppy. So, me hearties, it seems this tale ain't over yet! Keep yer eyes peeled for more adventures on the fairways!