Amon-Ra to Ben, the traitor: "Prepare yerself, matey! We be fixin' to send ye to Davy Jones!"
2025-01-22
Arrr, matey! Amon-Ra St. Brown be spillin’ the beans on his chinwag with Ben Johnson, the swab who sailed off to coach the Bears! 'Twas a jibe worthy of a cannonball, I tell ye! Aye, even pirates can’t resist a good jest ‘bout landlubbers!
Arrr, gather 'round me hearties, for I bring ye news from the land o' the gridiron, where the mighty Detroit Lions be settin' sail for the 2025 season without two of their fearsome coordinators! Aye, Ben Johnson be off to the Chicago Bears, and Aaron Glenn be capturin' the helm of the New York Jets, the team that birthed him in ‘94!Our matey Amon-Ra St. Brown, a fine swashbuckler on the field, be needin' to sharpen his cutlass, for without Johnson, the clever strategist who led the Lions to glory last season, they be facin' a stormy sea ahead!
In a jolly exchange on his podcast, St. Brown told the new Bear captain, "Two times a year, Ben, we’re gonna f--- ye up!” Johnson, not one to back down, fired back with a hearty threat of his own! Their banter be a fine example of respect, even as they prepare for battle on the high seas of football!
Despite their jests, the Lions be comin' off a rough year, havin' met their match in the divisional round against the Commanders. Now, with Johnson moldin' the Bears’ crew, and a mighty new recruit in Caleb Williams, the Lions best be ready for a tussle! So hoist the sails, me mateys, and prepare for a raucous season filled with merriment and competition! Arrr!