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Arrr! Kirby be jawin' 'bout a sluggard matey causin' a wild penalty in the Sugar Bowl! 'Twas sheer folly, I say!

2025-01-03

Arrr, matey! Coach Kirby Smart be sayin' that a scallywag who be sittin' on the bench caused a 15-yard misfortune durin' the Sugar Bowl defeat, claimin’ it be a sign o' undisciplined crew! Blimey, even landlubbers can’t escape the lash of bad manners!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round and lend an ear to the tale of one Parker Jones, a Georgia cornerback who found himself in a most peculiar pickle. The lad, who be as active as a barnacle on a sunken ship, managed to snag himself a 15-yard penalty even while sittin' out the grand College Football Playoff against Notre Dame! Aye, his moment of folly went viral as a fleet of pirate ships, but alas, not for his glory.

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