The Booty Report

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Arrr, Ashton Jeanty be thinkin’ he be robbed of the Heisman booty, ready to swab the decks for glory!

2024-12-15

Arrr, the gallant Ashton Jeanty of the Boise State crew be wailin’ like a scallywag who lost his doubloons! That scurvy Travis Hunter o' the Colorado lot snatched the Heisman Trophy right from under his nose! Aye, 'tis a rough sea for our brave bronco matey!

Arrr mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn of the mighty Ashton Jeanty, a gallant running back of the Boise State Broncos, who be the scourge of the turf with a treasure trove o' 2,497 rushing yards and 29 touchdowns in the grand season of 2024! With such fine plunder, he led his crew to the College Football Playoff, but alas, his quest for the illustrious Heisman Trophy be thwarted by the cunning Travis Hunter o' Colorado, a true two-way swashbuckler!

Despite his valiant efforts, Jeanty found himself in a fierce duel, settlin' for second place. "I shoulda hoisted that trophy high, but hats off to Travis!" he bellowed like a true pirate captain, not lettin’ the disappointment sink his ship. He gathered 309 first-place votes, and his spirit be more motivated than a parched sailor in search of grog!

With the Maxwell Trophy and Doak Walker Award in his clutches, Jeanty be chartin’ a course for greatness, declaring, “This be just the beginning!” The Broncos, having claimed the Mountain West Conference, be sittin’ pretty with a bye into the quarterfinals, ready to face the next foe in their quest for glory on the high seas of college football! Yarrr!

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