Arrr! Young scallywag be tossed from school fer givin' an old sea dog a surprise whack! What a landlubber!
2025-03-22
Arrr, matey! A swashbucklin’ lad of the diamond be cast off from his school, fer he bravely confessed to givin’ a right hook to a feeble old sea dog of 84! Aye, the scallywag’s baseball dreams be sunk like a ship in a stormy squall!
Arrr mateys! Gather 'round and lend yer ears to a tale most bizarre! Our tale begins with one Owen Hayes, a young swashbuckler of twenty-one years, who be playin' baseball for the Master's University—aye, a place o' learnin' that claims to honor the Lord, not brawl in taverns!But lo! In a fateful encounter at Doc's Inn, this lad found himself in a tussle with an elderly sea dog, aged eighty-four! With a swing that’d make a pirate proud, he allegedly landed a punch upon the poor man's noggin, knockin' him out cold, and sendin' him to the depths of the hospital with a skull fracture and brain bleed, arr!
Upon hearin' the call of justice, young Hayes turned himself in, only to find his ship sinkin’ with a felony assault charge and bail set at a hefty fifty thousand doubloons! And what of his school, ye ask? The fine institution declared him "no longer" part of their crew, followin' their code of conduct like a true captain would!
So, dear mates, let this be a cautionary tale: keep yer fists to yerselves, lest ye find yerselves walkin' the plank of disgrace and cast adrift from the halls of learnin'!