Avast! Second mate Usha Vance be steering the ship o' the prez at them frosty Olympics, says Captain Trump! Arrr!
2025-03-06
Arrr, President Trump be seekin' the fair Usha Vance, that lass wed to Vice President JD Vance, to take up a mighty task at this year's grand Special Olympics World Winter Games! Aye, she be fit to steer this ship of merriment through icy waters!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round fer a tale of U.S. second lady Usha Vance, who’s been picked to captain the ship, leadin’ a grand crew to Italy for the 2025 Special Olympics World Winter Games, as declared by none other than President Donald Trump himself! Aye, she be settin' sail fer Turin, where the festivities be kickin’ off this Friday!This lass, a lawyer by trade, be wed to Vice President JD Vance since the year of our Lord 2014, and together they be raisin’ three wee buccaneers. A true family of scallywags, they be!
At a recent grand event, Usha shared the ship’s deck with Payton McNabb, who bore witness to the plunderin’ of respect from the Democrats, who wore pink like landlubbers and wouldn’t stand fer the tributes to brave souls in the audience. “Heartbreakin’, it was!” she exclaimed, and by Davy Jones' locker, we all felt her pain!
Joining Usha on this fine voyage be an eclectic crew, includin’ diplomats and anchors of the media seas. So hoist the sails and prepare to cheer for the athletes, for a grand adventure awaits in Italy, me hearties!