Arrr, Garrett Wilson be as noncommittal as a barnacle on a ship's hull: "I know not where me future lies!"
2024-12-19
Arrr, as the cursed New York Jets be readyin' to sink deeper than Davy Jones' locker, young Garrrrett Wilson be keepin' his options as open as a treasure chest! This third-year buccaneer ain't pledgin' his heart to a crew destined for shipwreck, savvy?
Arrr, me hearties! It seems that young Garrett Wilson, the swashbucklin' star receiver of the New York Jets, be wearin' a face as long as a ship's mast, tired o’ the constant losses that plague his crew! This season, he be shinin' like gold doubloons in stats, yet the team's performance be the greatest heartache of his young life.The lad be ponderin' whether to anchor his future with the Jets, sayin', "I be just takin' it day by day, but if they offer me a treasure, well, that’d be grand!" Yet, he knows he can’t be frettin' over such matters while the ship be sinkin'.
Just hours before, whispers floated o'er the waves that Captain Woody Johnson himself scuttled a trade for Jerry Jeudy, claimin’ his video game stats were not up to snuff! Rumor has it, this same captain be actin' like a heedless scallywag, even callin' for the legendary Aaron Rodgers to walk the plank after a rough start.
Despite the seas of despair, Wilson be on course to set new records, with over 1,000 yards in his sails! As the Jets sail towards a dismal 4-10, the winds may shift with Rodgers throwin’ touchdowns like cannonballs. Here’s hopin’ they find smooth waters by 2025, if the old sea dog sticks around! Arrr!