Arrr, Giants scallywags be flabbergasted! Captain Daboll still aboard after a shipwreck of a season, says the gossip!
2025-01-10
Arrr, matey! It be said that a gaggle o' swabs from the New York Giants be flabbergasted that Captain Daboll be keepin' his post after a dismal 3-14 voyage. ESPN be spillin' the beans on this curious turn o' fate, as the crew scratches their heads in bewilderment!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout the New York Giants, who sailed the treacherous seas of the NFL this past season with a pitiful record of 3-14! Aye, the owner, John Mara, be keepin' the captain and first mate, Joe Schoen and Brian Daboll, aboard fer yet another voyage, much to the surprise of the crew. Even some players be scratchin' their heads, wonderin' why the scallywag Daboll still be at the helm!Now, it ain’t all mutiny aboard this ship. Some lads fancy Daboll, claimin' he be a friendly captain, open to their grumblings and not wearin' them down too much with his schedule. But whispers in the wind say his tactics might not lead to treasure. Once upon a time, he hit the high seas with a mighty fine start, but alas, the winds changed and the Giants found themselves sinkin' deeper into the briny abyss!
With fans flyin' banners and the starting quarterback bein' benched quicker than ye can say "walk the plank," the crew be lookin' for answers. The big question be who’ll be throwin’ the cannonballs next season, as both Schoen and Daboll find themselves on the hot seat, prayin' to the football gods for a miraculous turnaround! Arrr, let’s hope they find their sea legs before the next squall strikes!