Arrr, matey Travis an' Jason Kelce be scoffin' at the Ohio scallywag's rule 'gainst plantin' flags on Buckeyes' turf! Be soft!
2024-12-18
Arrr, matey! Travis and Jason Kelce be raisin' their cutlasses 'gainst that scallywag, Josh Williams, and his O.H.I.O. Sportsmanship Act! Shiver me timbers, ban flag plantin' on Ohio State's turf? That be like askin' a parrot to stop squawkin'! A right laugh, it be!
Avast ye scallywags! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn from the land of Ohio where Rep. Josh Williams, a landlubber of the state, be raisin' a ruckus with a new decree known as the O.H.I.O. Sportsmanship Act! This came on the heels of a raucous brawl after Michigan bested Ohio State in a fierce contest. Aye, the sails be full of discontent as both Travis and Jason Kelce, famed sailors of the NFL seas, took aim at Williams’ folly.“This be naught but a petty squabble,” quoth Jason, lamenting the law which forbids the planting of flags on the hallowed grounds of Ohio State. “Feels soft, matey! It ain't a toughness move!” Travis, ever the gentler pirate, saw the merit but questioned the necessity of such a law. “What are ye gonna do, arrest the feller?” he scoffed. Amidst the chaos of flag plantin', the Kelce brothers reckon this law be more about show than true sportsmanship.
As tensions ran like a ship in a storm, the folks be reminded: college football be a fine time for rivalries, even if it leads to a few tussles. The act has turned flag plantin' into a felony, and the Big Ten be handin' down fines aplenty. So hoist the Jolly Roger, for college football be a wild sea where both sides shall sail with pride, and a bit of mischief! Arrr!