Arrr, Roger Goodell be ponderin' expandin' the season to 18 matches! More swashbucklin' for the landlubbers, I say!
2025-02-04
Arrr, mateys! NFL Captain Goodell be gabbin’ ’bout stretchin’ the season from 17 to a grand 18 battles! Aye, more chances fer swabs to clash on the field! Let’s hoist the sails of football, or be it just a mirage in the salty sea? Har har har!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as we spin the yarn of the grand NFL Captain, Roger Goodell, who be ponderin’ the notion of expandin’ the season to 18 raucous games o’ football, just before the spectacle o’ Super Bowl LIX!Now, Goodell be sayin’ there’s much work to be done afore embarkin’ on this voyage, and he’s yet to have a parley with the players’ union about addin’ another game to their schedule. He did, however, have a secretive chat with the mighty Lloyd Howell Jr., the captain of the NFL Players Association, about this audacious plan!“If we be makin’ this leap, we might sail with 18 regular games and two preseason battles,” he declared, while knowin’ full well that the scallywags love their football and be yearnin’ for more. But he reminded us to tread lightly, savvy?With the changes made to keep the crew from sufferin’ concussions and whatnot, Goodell thinks this venture be possible. Should they hoist the sails on this new course, the Super Bowl would be pushed back to Presidents’ Day weekend, givin’ landlubbers a chance to celebrate without worryin’ about the mornin’ tide!So, mark yer calendars, for on February 9, the Kansas City Chiefs shall face the Philadelphia Eagles in a battle for glory, streamed live on Tubi for the first time ever! Arrr, let the games begin!