Arrr! The mighty Titans, with the finest treasure map, have cast away their captain Ran Carthon into Davy Jones' locker!
2025-01-07
Arrr, matey! The Tennessee Titans tossed Captain Ran Carthon overboard after he steered 'em to a dismal 9-25! But fear not, fer they be clutchin’ the treasure map to the No. 1 pick in the 2025 NFL Draft! Avast, what a merry crew they be!
Ahoy, me hearties! The ruckus be a-brewin’ in the land of the Tennessee Titans, where the scallywags secured the No. 1 pick in the 2025 NFL Draft after a woeful loss in Week 18. But lo and behold, their captain o’ the ship, General Manager Ran Carthon, has been cast overboard after two seasons of plunderin’ defeat!With a dismal record of 3-14 this season and a pitiful 9-25 over the past two years, the fair owner, Amy Adams Strunk, took it upon herself to send the lad packing, lamentin’ the lack o’ progress. “Me heart’s heavy, but we can’t be settlin’ for mediocrity!” she declared, while the crew be wishin’ for better tides ahead.Fear not, for Head Coach Brian Callahan be stayin’ aboard, while the search begins for a new GM to hoist the sails and steer the crew toward glory. Chad Brinker, president of Football Operations, be lookin’ for a matey with a keen eye for talent—a true captain of the draft, if ye will!With booty worth over 61 million doubloons in cap space and the top pick in the draft, the question remains: what shall become of the quarterback, Will Levis, who struggled like a landlubber? The seas be stormy, but adventure awaits for the new shipmate at the helm!