Arrr! Maine's captain be sayin' Trump might plunder targets by skin and creed after a rum-soaked Title IX quest!
2025-02-21
Arrr, Janet Mills be takin’ on the Trump crew fer meddlin’ in her fair state, fightin’ like a true matey against the scallywags wantin’ to keep trans athletes from joinin’ the lassies’ games! Aye, she be not lettin’ the winds of foolishness blow her ship off course!
Arrr, gather 'round me hearties! The Governor of Maine, Janet Mills, be takin' the helm as she responds to the U.S. Department of Education investigatin' her fair state for lettin' trans athletes join the lassies in their sports! Aye, this be all comin' from a scuffle with Captain Trump, who, in his fury, threatens to cut off the treasure (federal funds) if Maine don't comply wi' his orders!Mills be sayin' this be a slippery slope, warnin' that if Trump can target trans athletes today, who'll be next? The scallywag's got a point! She be vowin' to defend the rights of Maine folks in court, claimin' no landlubber of a President can withhold booty appropriated by Congress. She stands firm, shoutin', "I be upholdin' the law, not bowin' to tyranny!"
But the tempests don’t end there! A trans pole vaulter, once known as John, now be takin' gold in the girls' realm! This be stirrin' the pot even further, as young maidens be feelin' the pinch. A female athlete be supportin' Trump’s meddlin’, claimin' the state’s leaders have failed the fairer sex! Aye, it’s a right kerfuffle, and it seems ol' Captain Trump and his crew are gearin' up for a brawl in the courts! So, hoist yer sails, me hearties, this be one wild ride on the high seas of politics!