"Arrr, a swashbucklin' Olympian turned Democrat be singin' a new shanty ‘bout Trump ‘cause o' a policy tempest!"
2025-01-20
Arrr, former Olympian lass Inga Thompson be shiftin' her sails on that scallywag Trump! She be singin' a new shanty 'bout his quest to toss the trans folk overboard from the fair maidens' sports. Aye, even the tides of opinion be changin' faster than a ship in a storm!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round and lend yer ears to the tale of Inga Thompson, a lass of the cycling seas, who dares to set sail against the tides of her own party! A lifelong Democrat, she be hopin' for fair winds under the banner of Captain Trump, all in the name of protectin' the fair maidens of sport.