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Arrr, Travis Hunter be blowin' his top 'bout the nosy landlubbers! “Ye scallywags need to find ye own treasure!”

2024-12-16

Arrr, matey! Travis Hunter, that doughty swashbuckler of the Colorado seas, hoisted his cutlass in defense of his fair lass, as a tempest of scorn rained down upon her for naught but a harmless frolic at some landlubber’s gathering! Blimey, what a hullabaloo!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round fer a tale o' the fabled Travis Hunter, a star of the Colorado Buffaloes, who be a-winnin' the Heisman Trophy but found himself fightin' off the scallywags o' the internet! Instead o' celebratin', this fine lad had to defend his bonnie fiancée, Leanna Lenee, who faced the wrath of online trolls fer merely sittin' on the sofa whilst Hunter charmed the crowd.

Now, the lass be just enjoyin' the show, but the keyboard pirates be accusin' her o' all sorts! Hunter took to the high seas of Twitch to set the record straight. "Why be ye jabberin' 'bout me lass when ye ain't even got one of yer own?" he thundered. "Go find a life, ye pitiful landlubbers!" He then shared how the vile comments made Leanna weep, while he fretted like a captain with a hole in his ship.

Despite the storm o' negativity, Hunter poured his heart out about how Leanna be his anchor in life's tempest. With plans to sail into the NFL draft and a grand bowl game awaitin', this swashbucklin' receiver-cornerback ain't lettin' no trolls sink his ship. So, raise a glass to love and football, me mateys! Yarrr!

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