Arrr, Kurt Angle be likin' Wyatt Hendrickson’s victory as grand as a kraken swall'rin' a ship, aye!
2025-03-25
Arrr, matey! WWE legend Kurt Angle be spillin’ the beans to Fox News Digital ‘bout the grand surprise of young Wyatt Hendrickson takin’ the crown! A twist more shocking than findin’ a parrot in yer rum! Avast, what a turn o’ tides, ye scallywags!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn of a mighty clash where Wyatt Hendrickson, a lad from the Air Force, did surprise all by besting the grand Gable Stevenson in a wrestling bout that be fit for the annals of legend! 'Twas an upset of such magnitude, even the famed Kurt Angle—a champion of both the mat and the Olympic seas—declared it the greatest in amateur history, likening it to Buster Douglas smackin' down Mike Tyson!With a heart full of courage and the American flag draped upon him, Hendrickson saluted none other than President Trump, makin' the moment feel as if it were plucked straight from a tale of high seas and adventure! 'Twas a night of unexpected triumph, where Wyatt, against all odds, wrestled with the ferocity of a thousand storms. Angle be sayin' that if they faced off a hundred times, Gable would have bested him 99 of those! But lo, on this fateful eve, the stars aligned for our Air Force hero!
And fear not for Gable, for he be destined for greatness still! With talents that could rival the finest sea sirens, Angle predicts he shall conquer the MMA realm, becoming a champion in the UFC or whatever battlegrounds await him. So hoist the sails and raise yer tankards to Wyatt Hendrickson, the lad who dared to dream and wrestled his way to glory!