Arrr! Ex-NFL scallywag Antonio Brown be raisin' doubloons fer the kin of those poor souls in New Orleans!
2025-01-02
Arrr matey! Former gridiron buccaneer Antonio Brown be settin' sail on a treasure chest fer the kin of those poor souls lost in the New Orleans scallywag raid. Aye, more than a dozen went to Davy Jones’ locker! Aye, mayhaps he’s lookin’ fer a bit of redemption, savvy?
Arrr, me hearties! Gather 'round fer a tale from the high seas of charity! The former NFL swashbuckler, Antonio Brown, has hoisted the sails of goodwill, launching a treasure trove o’ funds for the poor souls affected by a dastardly attack in New Orleans on the morn of New Year’s Day!In the dark of night, a scallywag named Shamsud-Din Jabbar plowed his ship—nay, a truck—into a throng of revelers on Bourbon Street, claiming the lives of many a merry na'er-do-well. After a fierce battle with the local lawmen, the villain met his watery end. Yarr, he was said to be inspired by the infamous ISIS crew!
In just a few hours, Brown’s GoFundMe chest o’ gold raised over $3,500 to help the families left in sorrow. “This be about them, not me,” he declared, makin' sure each doubloon goes to the 15 families who lost their kin. But hold yer horses, for he ain't alone! Fellow gridiron warrior, Cam Jordan of the New Orleans Saints, tossed in a bountiful $25,000 to a relief fund!
Alas, the tragedy led to the Sugar Bowl bein’ postponed—a right ol’ ruckus! So raise a glass, me hearties, to the kind-hearted souls aboard this ship of compassion! Arrr!