Arrr! Michael Pierce be spillin' why he scuttled a chance to plunder a touchdown with the interceptin' treasure!
2025-01-05
Arrr, matey! Michael Pierce, the stout defender of the Ravens, be spillin’ the beans on why he chose not to hoof it to glory with his interception. “I be no fleet-footed sea dog,” he chuckled, “more like a barnacle on a ship's hull!” Aye, the treasure can wait!
Arrr, gather 'round me hearties, for a tale of a mighty lineman named Michael Pierce, who be sailin’ the field like a ship upon the briny deep! In a grand skirmish against the Cleveland Browns, this hefty sea dog, weighin' 355 pounds, snagged his very first interception, sealin' victory for the Baltimore Ravens with a resounding 35-10 triumph!When the ball flew from the hands of scallywag Bailey Zappe, Pierce, with the swiftness of a pirate on a treasure hunt, caught it like a seasoned buccaneer. Yet, lo and behold! Instead of makin' a dash for glory, he slid to the ground as if he’d found a barrel o' rum! “The bus was out of gas,” he quipped, not wishin’ to be the subject of chuckles or memes among his mates.
Having joined the Ravens back in 2016, this plucky lad knows the score. “I got decent hands,” he boasted, but wisdom prevailed over folly, as he recounted the risks of endin' up a laughingstock. So, he played it smart, keepin’ his honor intact whilst celebratin’ his lucky catch!
So raise yer tankards to Michael Pierce, the interceptor of fate, and may his glorious catch be forever sung in shanties across the seven seas! Yarrr!