Arrr, NCAA grapplers be shakin' hooks with Trump after claimin' their crowns, like buccaneers celebratin' a grand haul!
2025-03-22
Arrr, matey! Young Carter Starocci, a grapplin’ scallywag from Penn State, did make history, claimin’ five shiny national titles! Then, by the powers, he clasped hands with the mighty President Trump! Aye, a tale to tell ‘round the grog barrel, fer sure!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round, fer news from the high seas of collegiate grapplin'! This past Saturday, a brave lad named Carter Starocci from Penn State hoisted the Jolly Roger high, claimin' victory as the first ever five-time NCAA champion in the history of wrestlin'! With a fierce battle against Parker Keckeisen o' Northern Iowa, he snatched a narrow 4-3 win, makin' history at the Wells Fargo Arena in Philadelphia.But lo, the tale grows taller! Starocci, after his grand conquest, didsteer his ship straight to the mat-side to shake hands with none other than President Donald Trump! Aye, the presence of the leader of the free world cast a spotlight brighter than a treasure chest o' gold on the sport of wrestlin', sparkin' cheers from the crowd and a few boos, too, like a rowdy crew at a tavern!
As Trump mingled with victorious wrestlers, young buccaneers like Josh Barr and Mitchell Mesenbrink spoke of honor and growth fer their beloved sport. With the swellin' tides of excitement, it seems the sport be findin' its sea legs again, with dreams of bringin' in more landlubbers to watch the spectacle!
So, raise yer tankards and toast to the sport of wrestlin', where history be made and the energy be electric! Yarrr!