Arrr, Kelly be sayin’, “Matthew’s heart be with the Rams, matey! No treasure like home, savvy?”
2025-03-01
Arrr, matey! Matthew Stafford be stayin' put, no need fer a new horizon! The scallywag and the Rams struck a jolly deal, much to the joy of his lass, Kelly. Aye, all’s well on this salty sea o' football!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin the yarn of one Matthew Stafford, the swashbucklin’ quarterback who be stayin’ in the fine colors of the Los Angeles Rams! Aye, he struck a deal with the crew that be keepin’ him aboard, makin’ adjustments to his treasure map, or as ye landlubbers call it, a contract.This scallywag, who led the Rams to a glorious Super Bowl conquest in 2022, had two seasons left on his parchment. But alas, the doubloons be runnin’ out by 2025! Just as the winds of trade blew through, Stafford's missus, Kelly, declared on the social seas that there be no place like home, settin’ her sails for adventure yet lovin' the City of Angels.
Our captain, Coach Sean McVay, be sayin’ that keepin’ Stafford aboard was a top priority, yet ponderin’ the implications of this new deal on the crew's future. Stafford, who be the first pick in the 2009 draft, spent his early days with the Detroit Lions before joinin’ the Rams in 2021, throwin’ cannonballs of 3,762 yards last season.
So hoist the colors, for Stafford be stayin’ put, and may his cannons roar next season!