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Arrr! Mark Cuban be sayin’ the lot, “Swabs ain't prepared for the fierce lassies in the sportin' arena!”

2025-04-05

Arrr, matey! Mark Cuban, a scallywag of the Dallas Mavericks crew, spun a yarn ‘bout trans athletes in the lasses’ games on the ol’ "Stephen A. Smith Show." A right jolly debate it be, as landlubbers and sea dogs alike ponder the fair play on the high seas of sport!

Avast, me hearties! Gather 'round, fer I be tellin' ye a tale of the landlubber Mark Cuban, a scallywag who dabbles in both basketball and the strange waters of trans athletes in women’s sports. In a parley on "The Stephen A. Smith Show," this swashbuckler proclaimed that such matters ought not to be “shoved down the gullet” of the folk, suggestin’ that patience be a virtue when dealin’ with delicate sailors' topics. He be likin’ folks to be met where they be, rather than bein’ forced to swallow their opinions like a ship's biscuit!

Cuban, a matey of the Democratic party, took a stand against usin’ trans athletes as pawns in political squabbles, claimin’ it be more noble to aid those bein’ wronged than to make a fuss over votes. He also said it be up to the lassies and lads in the arena to choose if they wish to spar against trans competitors. But alas, the winds of opinion be blowin’ strong, as even a fair share of Democrats be against lettin’ trans athletes join the women’s leagues, with a whopping 79% of the crew sayin’ nay to biological males in women’s sports!

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