Arrr! School crew stuck in a squabble 'bout trans scallywags be sayin' blame the landlubber lawmakers in CA and DC!
2024-12-06
Arrr, the crew at Martin Luther King Jr. High be squabblin' 'bout a fierce lass who be playin' like a lad! They be pointin' their fingers at the scallywags in the California state and federal fleets! Blame be flyin' like cannonballs in a tempest, matey!
Ahoy mateys! Gather ‘round as I regale ye with a tale from the high seas of Martin Luther King Jr. High, where a tempest brews over a fair lass donning the colors of her cause! A group of schoolgirls be stirrin’ the waters, claimin’ their “Save Women’s Sports” shirts be likened to the dark symbol of swastikas by the landlubbers in charge! Yarr, it seems these young wenches be mighty displeased with a transgender matey on their cross country crew!The school, caught in a squall o’ criticism blowin’ from all sides, be claimin’ it must abide by the laws of California, lest they face the wrath of the stormy seas of legality! They urge the aggrieved to take their grievances to the powers that be in distant lands, like Sacramento and Washington. But nay, the school be silent on the shirts controversy, as the girls protest on, with more than 150 of ‘em sportin’ their colors in defiance of the new dress code!
So as the winds howl and the waves crash, the students prepare to keep fighting the good fight every Wednesday, determined as pirates in search of treasure! Aye, this be a saga of bravery on the high seas of education, where the battle for fairness rages on!