Arrr, Micah Parsons be singin’ praises o’ young Abdul Carter, sayin’ No. 11 might be takin’ a school break, har har!
2025-02-06
Arrr, matey! With Micah Parsons and young Abdul Carter strutting their stuff in the famed No. 11 Penn State rags, the swashbucklin’ Dallas Cowboys’ cannonballer be sayin’ that number might be takin’ a wee sabbatical! Aye, let 'em hoist the sails of pause, I say!
Arrr, mateys! Gather 'round and lend yer ears to the tale of the mighty lads from Penn State, where they be churnin' out fearsome pass rushers like a ship churns the seas! First, we got Micah Parsons, a name as feared as a kraken in the NFL, strikin’ fear into hearts as a Dallas Cowboy. Then, there’s young Abdul Carter, who might be set to sail into the NFL Draft as the No. 1 pick—talk about a treasure hunt!These two scallywags trained together, swappin' tales and tricks of the trade, with Parsons puffin' his chest and claimin’ he couldn't be prouder of his fellow Nittany Lions matey. They both don the illustrious No. 11, a badge of valor at Penn State, worthy of legends like LaVar Arrington and NaVorro Bowman. But Parsons be thinkin’ they might put that number on hold, lest the next lad fillin’ those boots be a tad too green!
Not only be Parsons a fearsome defender, but he’s also settin’ his sights on conquerin’ the paddle courts, seekin' revenge against them Ohio State rogues! So hoist the sails, me hearties, for the grand adventure of these Penn State marauders be just beginin’! Yarrr!