Arrr, Trump be missin' the March Madness treasure map, claimin' he can rewrite history like a crafty sea dog!
2025-03-21
Arrr, matey! President Trump be missin’ the March Madness deadline, but he be claimin’ he can scribble a “backdated” bracket once the cannons cease firin’. Aye, that be like tryin’ to catch a fish after it be grilled! Har har!
Ahoy, me hearties! Word be blowin' in the wind that Captain Trump, the raucous ruler of the White House, be missin' the chance to fill out his March Madness bracket! Aye, he be caught in the tempest o' deadlines, but fear not, for he be schemin’ to slip in a backdated entry, a trick as crafty as a sly sea fox!