Arrr, the Bear's captain be sayin', "Aye, I bungled Eberflus' keel-haulin'! I be the first to admit me blunder!"
2024-12-03
Arrr! The Chicago Bears be givin’ ol' Matt Eberflus the boot, and the crew be hootin' in dismay at how it was done! Even Captain Kevin Warren be confessin’ he steered his ship all wrong in this mutiny! Blimey, what a ruckus!
Ahoy, me hearties! Just a sprightly day after the feathered feast, the Chicago Bears decided to toss Captain Matt Eberflus overboard! Aye, the poor bloke watched as his crew, led by Quarterback Caleb Williams, stumbled in a last-minute skirmish, leaving the ball to crash upon the field like an empty rum barrel, givin’ the Detroit Lions a narrow victory of 23-20.Eberflus fancied keepin’ his final timeout like a pirate hoards treasure, believ’n he could use it for a glorious field goal. Alas, it never came to pass! After a long night of reckonin’, he faced the media, only to be cast aside like a cannonball on a bad day at sea. Social media erupted with jests over the curious timing of his dismissal, with Team CEO Kevin Warren admit’n they mucked up the whole affair.
Warren swore they wanted to treat Eberflus with respect, but the decision was as foggy as a pirate's compass. In his farewell, the coach spoke kindly of the loyal fan base, leavin’ the Bears with a dismal 14-32 record. Aye, he be the third captain to walk the plank this season! So raise yer tankards to the next captain, may he steer ‘em true on the high seas of football! Arrr!